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Hey I just felt like posting. Listen to my random rap, and some of it is fake. The fake parts r marked with a little star/ asterisk.
My name is Umph, I’m really random I’ll listen to all music, *cept’ the National Anthem. I luv taco bell, and all fast food. Umph’ll chat with anybody, cept’ ppl plane rude! This blog rocks em’ It’s full of awesome! what do you with other blogs? *I say toss em’! Ya! Go possums!
Okay since these posts are LONG I decided to start with the boring stuff that I just wanted to post!
1. BLACKLE! Have any of y’all ever heard of Blackle? Yes? No? Well, Blackle is made by Google, but [whoa... talk about runon sentence] Blackle saves energy while Google doesn’t! So if you could possibly switch to Blackle that would be a GREAT way to help the environment!
Here are some famous people that were born today on February 22!
George Washington
Fredrick Chopin
Drew Barrymore
Steve Irwin! [the croc hunter]
so yeah!
Here are some other funny baby pics-
I just found some funny Yo Mama jokes!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow… i can’t believe it’s not butter!
Yo mama so stupid… she puts cheese by her computer to feed the mouse.
Yo Mama is so UGLY… when she jumped in the bath, the water jumped out.
If you haven’t noticed yet, I havn’t been posting lately. Well, the reason is that DUMB ***** ***** ******** HACKER!!!!!!!!! If you know who hacked us, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell us who!!!!!!
Have y’all ever thought, “Oh golly gee, I’d really like to work here!” Well, then your mind dream has just come true! We REALLY REALLY want more people to join so if you’d like to then please do! All I have to say about that is:
Exhibit A. You just can’t be like a mean or rotten person that dislikes pie.
Exhibit B. You must have another website!
Enjoy and PLEASE join!
oh and here’s some other stuff.
The dance move of the day: IS THE WAVE ON AN INCLINE!
Today I looked up Hobo on google and these are the first 10 things that I saw
LOL! I was watching these videos and I was just like laughing. So yeah. Here they are.
this one is when he’s 5
Yo Momma’s so fat she’s stupid.
Yo Momma’s so fat she’s a goat.
Yo momma’s so fat she made the cow explode then turn into a pig and then it burped.
LOL
LOL he just goes along with his own little story!
OH yeahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have some even weirder than his:
Yo momma so fat that she went into the swimming pool and then a guy with a mad cow disease came and then they all died, because she was so fat.
Yo momma [i no im spellin' it wrong] so fat that one day she was going down the street and everything exploded.
Yo momma so fat that the phone rang and then she turned on the music but she couldn’t hear it because she was so fat.
Yo momma so fat that one day she was at a gas station and then she had gas so they just pumped her up and then she got in a car and then she couldn’t get out because Spiderman came and then he was so fat that he got stuck in the car so then everyone came and then they all got fat.
nice eh? if anyone has some of their own that they’d like to share please do! anything is better than mine!
Hey y’all! We’ve gotten over 1,000 views already! That’s why we all decided to have a comment contest! How Exciting? Okay, we’re hoping that this’ll be really intense commenting.
Rules:
You must start your comment with the word: Hobo
You have to have at LEAST 25 comments to be put in the running! [this'll probably change but still]
Prizes!
The prizes of this comment contest will be a number of things, such as:
whenever you order a header or an avatar you will get them done FIRST no matter how many headers people have ordered!
You will automatically be an author/administrator of this site
If you have a Webkinz we’ll send you many different exclusives/PSF’s/etc. etc.
Your website will be put on the blogroll
we’ll advertise your website for the next 10 posts
Whoa, that was a long name for a post . So I guess I’ll just start from the beginning with the dance move of the day! I just now made this up and it sounds fun.
The dance move of the day is: THE PEE-WEE HERMAN!
I’m not really that sure what my next part of my post was, so I’m just going to go with my experiment! {It’s not really an experiment but it makes me sound more sophisticated if I say that}
Haven’t all of y’all heard that Stride’s wrapper is SUGAR PAPER that MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH?
[what is stride? 0_0] So I figured out that that is DARN WRONG! YEAH! When I woke up today I accidentally dropped it into a cup full of water and sorta left it there and it didn’t melt/disentigrate! hahaha.
☺☻☺☻☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻
Cops, just don’t eat donuts.
I [my mom] was driving down the highway today and saw an AwEsOmE bumper sticker!
oh and here’s another one I saw the other day
♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫- you get the point.
QUIT DELETING OUR POSTS!
some meanie hacker guy that is just a meanie keeps deleting all of GotRandom’s posts! IT’S REALLY BUGGIN ME! So please stop or else I’ll e-mail WordPress, [that many exclamation points means that I mean it!]
Wassup? Savannah here. What Valentine’s loot did y’all get???
that’s how happy I was when I got to see what all I got! :
(x 4! 24!!1 I’m in HEAVEN!) (Lulu) and tons of candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ♥♥♥ V-day! Okay… here’s my next question/debate thingy mahbob
FM or AM? What is you fave station on the one you choose?
Me- I’d have to say FM all the way,because AM is like always staticky…. and uncool. My favorite station is Kiss FM!!!!!
ugh i forgot how!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha lol random much?
Here’s some ♥ Love ♥ jokes since I’m still on Valentine’s day.
Two bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner. One friend said,’It is generally said that people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. What is your opinion ?
The friend replied,’Yes, they are right. That is why I am looking for a girl with a money!’
It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from the movies.
Alice was feeling romantic. ‘Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?’ she crooned.
‘Why not?’ Al grunted. ‘Didn’t I love you through four other shades?’
A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he’ll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.
That night, he shows up at his mother’s house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.
At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, ‘OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?’
Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, ‘The one in the middle.’
The young man is astounded. ‘How in the world did you figure it out?’
‘Easy,’ she says. ‘I don’t like her.’
Okay here are my top 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not in any order)
Hey y’all! (it’s been a long time… hasn’t it.) I think that weird creepy dude/dudette has left us and took a hike. So….. anyways… I hope that my bad luck won’t haunt me forever!
Because…. today is
FRIDAY THE 13! THAT’S WHY EVERYTHING IS RED LIKE BLOOD
Okay… here are some weird little supernatural things that people think happens on Friday the 13, and some other weird things relating to Friday the 13
I read this strange fact on livescience.com about friday the 13th: “The British Navy built a ship named Friday the 13th. On its maiden voyage, the vessel left dock on a Friday the 13th, and was never heard from again”
“sprits” come back to live
step on a crack, break your Momma’s back
If a black cat crosses your house, you’ll have 7 years of bad luck
You break a mirror, 20 years of bad luck
Drop some salt and you don’t throw some over your shoulder? bad luck for 10 years
that’s all I got so I’m going to do some other pics
yay a new vid by Nickandbryan! (brandon754 & xaccordianguyx)
HAHAHA! I like the last one by xaccordianguyx. It came out a long time ago but I still like it!
UMM I”M SORRY FOR USING CAPS BUT IM MAAAD!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE KEEPS DELETING OUR POSTS. IF THEY DONT STOP THEY’LL GET IT FROM ME.
IF YOU KNOW WHO HAS BEEN DOING THIS TO OUR WEBSITE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL US! I WANT TO HURT THAT PERSON SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD! I’M SORRY BUT IT’S TRUE. UGH!
Hey ya’ll! I’m pretty bored so this will probably be a big post. So… their will probably be a lot of new people that will be posting on Got Random soon. Let me see if I can remember them all… my cousin, Hillary, my other cousin Natalie, and like 3 more of my cousins! If anyone else wants to join ya’ll all can! Hopefully more people will come to this website though so then it can be a HEEEEUGE website! If you’d like to join you can e-mail us at frootbaby555@gmail.com with your WordPress Username and e-mail on that username.
Whoa! Today has been a whirlwind. (at our school we have a “Fling” where we get to have recess) Today at Fling we were all outside and then this one dude was trying to ask out my other friend and then they were asking me for advice… (both of them) and I didn’t know which way it would go and like yeah. And so then.. another dude that likes my friend [who is also the dude that is asking my friend out] is all like “I’d like to pay money to see this” and stuff like that…. today has just basically been weird. (like normal )
Ok yup… I’m EXTREMELY bored. Have ya’ll checked out the new pages?I will probably be on the “Night Owl” page tonight. I am NOT a morning person at all! The nighttime is extremely awesome. Here is some random pictures of things that I think are just….. random!
Don't You Forget It! :)
yes…. yes they do.
this is so worth watching 
- HOW CREEPY IS THIS?
- beware of creepy mutant fish!
. So I guess I’ll just start from the beginning with the dance move of the day! I just now made this up and it sounds fun. 
ugh i forgot how!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha
lol random much?
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